Ellie-may

She is caring. She is beautiful. She is stunning. She is absolutely gorgeous. She will always make u smile when u feel down she will always make u feel better when u are unhappy. And most ppl are jealous of her because she can do things most people cant do. <3

Person1:look theres Ellie-may.
Person2:yh look at her wow.
Person1:ikr I wish I looked like her.
Person2:omg same she is naturally fukin gorgeous.

by Your_toes_are_ugly March 9, 2021

May 5

May 5 is throw your small friend day!

"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"

by I srsly don't even know lmao May 4, 2021

May 5th

HOOTER GIRL APPRECIATION DAY!
An appreciation day to the girls who work at hooters who deserve so much better than how they're treated.

Did you hear its hooter girl appreciation day?
Yay its May 5th!

by barbaities May 4, 2021

May 6th

National hug day! Hug anyone and they can't do anything about it but stand still or hug you back, you time to shine!

Hey its May 6th, give me a hug!

by Definitely true May 5, 2021

May 13th

Drink plenty of water day. Please remember to stay hydrated every day, but especially today!

Yesterday I drank water because I was thirsty and hydration is important. Today I'm drinking water for those reasons but also because it's May 13th

by Freshlybakedsadness May 13, 2021

May 17th

Show me dem titties now

Hey this girl showed me dem titties cos its May 17th

by Monke time May 17, 2021

May 18th

national soapy titty pics day.

Today is the day where you ask a bhadman for them honkin' bazoobs to be smeared in dawn ultra and have an image sent directly to your private folder.

Some Bozo: Hey what day is it today?

Average man: are you a fucking tart? It's May 18th otherwise known as National Soapy Titty Pics Day!

by Chadislav May 18, 2021