Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.

Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!

by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021

mac squad

the best squad there is, there is no better squad than this. this squad is amazing, they’re all angels. this squad is stronger than everything you could think of.

hey, is that the mac squad?!

by cxlzt October 17, 2019

Mac Bailey

The guy who lebron said "yo you bronny friend right" to. He is commonly known as the PPD (Penn Pussy Destroyer). He loves dogs, kids, moms, and he is in THEOS!

"Mac Bailey, Yeah I know him, he bangs everyone."

by Thomas Jasson January 23, 2025

Mac Freeman

A person that looks like a stick and doesn’t know how to put a ranger in park. He is also not good at golf and will never make varsity

Quit being a Mac Freeman

by Smedium pecker February 16, 2022

Big Mac Baddie

A young woman who will sleep with you for fast food.

Look at Kim over there she slept with Jim after he took her to Mc Donald's. She's a Big Mac Baddie

by RatchetPacket June 5, 2024

Pig mac

Originally advertised as a breakfast sandwich but in excecution it oversteps the line of being a start of the day meal. A Brioche bun with a breakfast sausage patty, the patty size is atleast 1/4lb. Cheese is melted on the patty, then a fried egg and its topped with bacon. Together this makes The Pig mac, a salty porcine lump of fried food than hits heavy in your arteries and later, your bowels.

Cody: Station breakfast is gonna be breakfast sandwiches today.
Station: If that means you're making Pig macs again then we'll eat cereal.

by shinwig July 7, 2024

There's No Mac

When there is no Mac in McGoldrick

Luke there's no mac like

by Stevie K10 May 2, 2023