The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.
by Professerdump March 22, 2025

by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017

a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute
acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute
acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

Confirming to another person that what they said will noted as having occurred. Therefore part of history and denoted within the systemic brain. Typically performed while motioning with your hand as if you push a piece of paper forward through a copy machine.
by SoulGlooo September 18, 2021

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

A nick name or pet name for a cute and loveable person named Logan because it's so hard to come up with anything else from that person's name.
by unknown1993 January 11, 2008

The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.
Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?
Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.
Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.
by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024
