They bought some sexy sleepwear to wear for me but I’ve never seen it on them, they just closet locked the outfit
by Dragondaddy December 10, 2021
a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.
person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.
person 1892937388999: U shit licker!
by fartness lockness July 01, 2022
Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.
or
Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon
by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023
Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.
Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.
by QuacksO November 06, 2022
person 1 : “yo guess what he just texted me”
person 2 : “ i dunno. what?”
person 1 : “he said “i miss you so much. call me when you get home luv🫶🏽”
person 2 : “that’s cute. you gon lock him down?”
person 1 : “obviously.”
person 2 : “ i dunno. what?”
person 1 : “he said “i miss you so much. call me when you get home luv🫶🏽”
person 2 : “that’s cute. you gon lock him down?”
person 1 : “obviously.”
by pnutbutterbaby December 12, 2022
A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.
Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024
by Chudmedo March 26, 2024