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Lake Oswego

The most stuck up, rich person "town" in the Portland area. Crimes in this town usually involve stuck up, bratty, spoiled kids not getting what they want. The "lake" is a dammed up creek with un-lake like color and odor. Say 1 thing wrong in this town and everyone knows in 20 minutes.

The only actual "cool" people are not native Lake Oswegians.

Lake Oswego is divided into 2 sides, the Lake Oswego Lakers, and Lakeridge. The only difference between the 2 is that Lake Oswego Lakers is not parent controlled, and they can actually play sports.
Jane: I just fired my dog's masseuse because he wasn't doing a good enough job massaging out her stressed out muscles
Jill: Oh i totally have been in that situation before. Here, I'll give you a good one that has been working with my little Pomeranian for years.
Jane: Oh ok. Is it in Lake Oswego?
Jill: Of course! No one does masseusing like John.
by HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY WHAT?!?! hi. December 4, 2010
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Lake Placid

When, during or after sex, the guy randomly jumps off the edge of the bed. Then when the girl goes to check why he jumped off he wraps his legs around her head (making sure that her face/nose is up against his ass) then he farts or shits as hard as he can.
Baxter: "Guess what i fuckin' did this weekend?!"

Chris: "What happened, bro?!"

Baxter: "I gave some stupid bitch a Lake Placid!"

Chris: "Haha! Boo-yah!"
by itsbinkl182 May 3, 2010
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Lake Jackson waterfall

Similar to an Arkansas Waterfall. An overflowing toilet pouring onto the floor caused by the clogging by loads of fecal matter embedded with Skoal.
The young uns was bored so we went to the old age home to look for a Lake Jackson waterfall. It sucked cuz all we found was a sloppy grandma.
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
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Laker Academy

An alternative High School for only the finest of goons.
Required G.P.A. of at least 0.5 or lower. Hoodlums and hood-rats as well as 7 mile goons and your everyday $2 hoe get there education done right at laker 8 am to 3pm monday-friday.

Why get your G.E.D. when you can drop-out and get your diploma at Laker Academy!
Boss Flosser: I be up at Laker Academy all dayyy son
Goon: Word I be surveying stos up at joes crab shack during lunch ive got hella cliental
by GuttaGutta4life March 16, 2010
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loot lake

I drop loot lake and died and killed myself
by huhuhuhugogogogogo June 2, 2018
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west lake middle school

this school is so shitty, literally horrible. so many guys are fuck boys and get treated like a god for it but girls just get slut shamed. people are constantly talking shit, the kids and teachers will literally make you want to kill your self, the teachers are usually horrible and make you believe that if you aren't a straight A student you won't have a good future which completely isn't true. everyone there is a stoner, goodie goody, emo, a "slut", or a fuck boy. anyways enjoy three years of hell at westlake
friend "yo what school u go to"
me "fucking west lake middle school

friend "damn thats beat
by yourmomsgayyy October 3, 2018
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Crystal lake middle

Crystal lake middle is the LITTEST middle school in the 954 (Broward County) and will always be!!!
by yeetusmcyeetyeet July 6, 2019
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