The most stuck up, rich person "town" in the Portland area. Crimes in this town usually involve stuck up, bratty, spoiled kids not getting what they want. The "lake" is a dammed up creek with un-lake like color and odor. Say 1 thing wrong in this town and everyone knows in 20 minutes.
The only actual "cool" people are not native Lake Oswegians.
Lake Oswego is divided into 2 sides, the Lake Oswego Lakers, and Lakeridge. The only difference between the 2 is that Lake Oswego Lakers is not parent controlled, and they can actually play sports.
The only actual "cool" people are not native Lake Oswegians.
Lake Oswego is divided into 2 sides, the Lake Oswego Lakers, and Lakeridge. The only difference between the 2 is that Lake Oswego Lakers is not parent controlled, and they can actually play sports.
Jane: I just fired my dog's masseuse because he wasn't doing a good enough job massaging out her stressed out muscles
Jill: Oh i totally have been in that situation before. Here, I'll give you a good one that has been working with my little Pomeranian for years.
Jane: Oh ok. Is it in Lake Oswego?
Jill: Of course! No one does masseusing like John.
Jill: Oh i totally have been in that situation before. Here, I'll give you a good one that has been working with my little Pomeranian for years.
Jane: Oh ok. Is it in Lake Oswego?
Jill: Of course! No one does masseusing like John.
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Baxter: "Guess what i fuckin' did this weekend?!"
Chris: "What happened, bro?!"
Baxter: "I gave some stupid bitch a Lake Placid!"
Chris: "Haha! Boo-yah!"
Chris: "What happened, bro?!"
Baxter: "I gave some stupid bitch a Lake Placid!"
Chris: "Haha! Boo-yah!"
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Similar to an Arkansas Waterfall. An overflowing toilet pouring onto the floor caused by the clogging by loads of fecal matter embedded with Skoal.
The young uns was bored so we went to the old age home to look for a Lake Jackson waterfall. It sucked cuz all we found was a sloppy grandma.
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Required G.P.A. of at least 0.5 or lower. Hoodlums and hood-rats as well as 7 mile goons and your everyday $2 hoe get there education done right at laker 8 am to 3pm monday-friday.
Why get your G.E.D. when you can drop-out and get your diploma at Laker Academy!
Required G.P.A. of at least 0.5 or lower. Hoodlums and hood-rats as well as 7 mile goons and your everyday $2 hoe get there education done right at laker 8 am to 3pm monday-friday.
Why get your G.E.D. when you can drop-out and get your diploma at Laker Academy!
Boss Flosser: I be up at Laker Academy all dayyy son
Goon: Word I be surveying stos up at joes crab shack during lunch ive got hella cliental
Goon: Word I be surveying stos up at joes crab shack during lunch ive got hella cliental
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