morgan landers

the perfect girl! shes tall and an athlete and beautiful and the most amazing girl you could ever meet:)

is that morgan landers? yeah man. damn shes gorgeous!!!

by hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha August 6, 2011

No Hander Lander

after taking a shower (normally sports players) flipping your dick up to your belly button multiple times then cathing it in-between your legs

Dude after our sweet win i took a shower and did a no hander lander in one shot

by osama bin diesel May 11, 2011

land manatee

Domesticated mature bovine.
Named for it's manatee-like grazing habits.
See cow

The land manatee walked slowly toward the fence and began eating the grass.

by Wallaby Warrior v3 February 25, 2010

land yacht

A large, luxury sport utility vehicle

I almost got hit by a yuppie driving a land yacht

by webdev1972 December 9, 2007

ttocs land

fake degrees, fake money, fake freinds

"Your living in ttocs land man"

by Spanky July 30, 2004

Flat lander

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.

I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.

by das ungeheuer January 23, 2009

fuckin queer land

A more derogatory term for a gay bar.

Don't walk over there, it's fuckin queer land!

by Qui Long July 9, 2009