Name : Luca
by mofuga1212 January 2, 2017
Get the Luca mug.~Hate it when people say:"TOMATENSAFT" and actually hate it
~In a relationship with pizza
~You shouldn't fuck with this guy !!! *WARNING*
~If you called Ukuleli, Vitello, Balou, Pudella, now he give a shit on you !
~He think that he don't has a sixpack; he only has a few muscles not worth talking about
~In a relationship with pizza
~You shouldn't fuck with this guy !!! *WARNING*
~If you called Ukuleli, Vitello, Balou, Pudella, now he give a shit on you !
~He think that he don't has a sixpack; he only has a few muscles not worth talking about
Rendom Person: Do you want Tomatensaft ?
Luca: No, I'm a concrafter|luca!
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I don't pay for pizza because I'm a concrafter|luca!!!
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Rendom person: Are you fucking kidding me !?
Explainer : pscht !!!! He is a concrafter|luca
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Ukuleli: Hello, I am Ukuleli...
Luca: -Dontfuckwithme -who?! -Idontcare -Notmyconcern
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Rendom Girl: Wow, incredible body
Luca: These are just a few muscles...Not worth talking about
Luca: No, I'm a concrafter|luca!
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I don't pay for pizza because I'm a concrafter|luca!!!
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Rendom person: Are you fucking kidding me !?
Explainer : pscht !!!! He is a concrafter|luca
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Ukuleli: Hello, I am Ukuleli...
Luca: -Dontfuckwithme -who?! -Idontcare -Notmyconcern
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Rendom Girl: Wow, incredible body
Luca: These are just a few muscles...Not worth talking about
by samira_urbandictionary January 2, 2017
Get the concrafter|luca mug.a very clumsy guy who does stupid things in class like falling off the chair or throwing stuff and get caught, but they have a big heart.
radom guy: hey Luca
Luca: what?
radom guy: whats 9 + 10?
Luca: hmmm... let me think
Luca: 21?
radom guy: man you stupid as f***
Luca: what?
radom guy: whats 9 + 10?
Luca: hmmm... let me think
Luca: 21?
radom guy: man you stupid as f***
by younggdude January 2, 2017
Get the Luca mug.ConCrafter, better known as Luca, is a german YouTuber. He does not have any friends beside Max aka KrankCrafter, his ukulele Ukuleli, his toy dog Balou and his water bottle Vittello. He is not gay ,even though everybody thinks he is. Therefore he and Max are getting shipped as MAUZ.
Luca is 20 years old, he is a Gamer and a Comedy-YouTuber, he lives in Köln, he loves Pizza and his Penis is too big for the Ozone-Hole. ConCrafter is the hottest, coolest, sexiest and smartest guy in the whole universe and Pizza is the most awesome dish on our beautiful blue Planet.
Be like Luca, be a Pizza-Lover...
Luca is 20 years old, he is a Gamer and a Comedy-YouTuber, he lives in Köln, he loves Pizza and his Penis is too big for the Ozone-Hole. ConCrafter is the hottest, coolest, sexiest and smartest guy in the whole universe and Pizza is the most awesome dish on our beautiful blue Planet.
Be like Luca, be a Pizza-Lover...
OMG, did you see that?! What is that?! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No, it is ConCrafter/Luca!
Wow, who's that?
That's Concrafter/Luca.
OMG, he is so Pizza....AWESOME!
No, it is ConCrafter/Luca!
Wow, who's that?
That's Concrafter/Luca.
OMG, he is so Pizza....AWESOME!
by DogMaster100 January 3, 2017
Get the ConCrafter/Luca mug.Luca is an absoulute MLG . He has a verry big dick and is super actractive . Al people he know wants to be with him.
by Monster6162727 January 3, 2017
Get the Luca mug.Starfish: Your a shell!
Shell: Your a starfish!
Starfish: How are you know that?
Shell: I see you underwater
Starfish: Oh your right!
Beeing a Luca!
Shell: Your a starfish!
Starfish: How are you know that?
Shell: I see you underwater
Starfish: Oh your right!
Beeing a Luca!
by helloluca January 3, 2017
Get the Luca mug.Luca is a name, usually worn by people who are extremly handsome and good in bed. Aditionally they have ultra huge dicks.
Make sure u have sex with a Luca, if you know one. Will be a good experience, i promise :)
Make sure u have sex with a Luca, if you know one. Will be a good experience, i promise :)
by thelegendfazon January 3, 2017
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