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blow it out your ass, johnny

Something you say to someone named Johnny, specifically when he denies that his full name is indeed Johnathan. Best said frequently to remind Johnny that he should blow it out his ass.
by Pontryagin December 23, 2020
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Bumba Johnny

A smug person of low caliber with no self-awareness. Often found on online dating sites.
Common traits:
Flaunts a lot of materialistic things but will require to be picked up from the bus stop on your first date.

Takes long videos of his face on Instagram biting his lip and often singing.
Often refers to women as "shawty" and "youz a baddie still"

Uses the clit inverting waste man starter pack terminology.
Hey Eve, how was your date with that guy last week? Oh, not good Michelle he was such a Bumba Johnny.
by Single in the city December 2, 2019
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Brittany and Johnny

1.The cutest couple ever.

2.The two greatest people you will ever meet in your life, and when put together.. they make people jealous because no one could ever be as awesome as them or have a love like theirs, they are amazing!
Awww... Brittany and Johnny are so fricken cute together.. I am so jealous.

I wish I had a love like Brittany and Johnnys.
by Jackieissocali October 26, 2008
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Whopping Johnny

A crazy, veiny, thick, long, throbbing, out of control erection. The Godzilla of all boners. Saying "Code Whopping Johnny" can also be a discreet way of teleing someone you have a boner, so others don't hear.
Guy1: Hey dude, come with me to go sharpen my pencil
Guy2: No way i'm standing up right now, I have the biggest Whopping Johnny.
by Originalshizzz April 26, 2011
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Crazy Uncle Johnny

See that guy over there...he's Crazy Uncle Johnny.
by Mistr_Sir January 8, 2009
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The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10”
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”
by spencer.oc October 10, 2017
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Reverse Johnny

where a person under 100 iq nuts on spaghetti and eats it
hi can i have a Reverse Johnny please?
by Thick yellow m&m May 18, 2019
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