spicy johnny

When you have drank lots of liquid and you go to take a shit but when you think you are done, the liquid is slowly being converted into pee within you and so you are stuck on the toilet peeing for an hour.

After eating Sonic last night, my body pulled a spicy johnny

by chappedhorcok December 5, 2016

Johnny

Johnny is a very amazing guy with amazing personality. If you have a Johnny in your life you're very very lucky. He is very kind and helpful. When your sad he will be there for you always. If you're a girl dating Johnny you're very lucky. He would give you chocolates when you're in the mood for them! I'm very grateful to have a Johnny in my life as well.

Johnny: You want some chocolates?!
Girl/Boy: YES YES!

by 69$$$$$$$mon3y November 23, 2021

Johnny Koller

Likes izzy S is weird

yeah basically i know Johnny Koller"

by Aaron Markell May 16, 2023

Gay Johnny

The most gay person in the world, next to cage gay. Puts wieners in his butt

You are such a gay Johnny

by Cage gay February 10, 2020

Johnny Moylan

He eats potato's, he likes girls and they both run away from him, his balls are generally large and explode if you touch them.

Johnny Moylan, in song "I can put my balls in your jaws your jaws, balls in your jaws, can iieee, can iieeeee"

esshay, ima shank ya booo

Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lol man 69696969696969696969 December 7, 2021

Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

Bitch boy Johnny

Bitch boy Johnny

Jonathan is a good little bitch boy sissy bitch boy Johnny

by anonymous February 25, 2022