she was doing a jess last night
by 6okay yeydhaikaowcj August 24, 2021

by Crazyfangrell January 2, 2017

by Nigga Chicken April 5, 2022

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 1, 2022

Jesse is someone you can really fall in love with. He’s sweet, handsome, hilarious, outgoing, and just someone everyone wants to be friends with. He’s very loyal and trustworthy. He makes you feel safe and like no one could ever hurt you. Even though he’s all those things he’s still very insecure and doesn’t believe compliments. But he still makes sures your happy and to always let you know your his.
by Penny Wiley September 9, 2020

A punk ass nigga who sucks mad cock. Will always say “nigger” unprompted. And is a walking anti-pregnancy ad
by Jessehater#1 November 23, 2021

by AUS.D.GOBBLERSMEAGLERIKKI November 22, 2021
