canada's history

an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel

Sarha was surprised and happy to wake up and found that Dave had given her canada's history

by colber nation February 4, 2010

Experience of history

A unique way of describing photographs of a macro event.

That experience of history was caught on individual twitter feeds all over the city

by Richard_Cranium123456 December 16, 2011

history books

A book that is hell, history books will make you bored 24/7. Yes we are forced to read them, so please quit school its not fucking worth it.

hey, did you see the history book anywhere?
those crappy history books?
yeah im interested.
fuck you get out.

by fucking loser tehe February 10, 2021

The History Paradox

The tendency of history to repeat itself

Person 1: Looks like we're going into another recession.
Person 2: Yeah, the history paradox.

by VeridicalMechanism April 20, 2021

wastebin of history

The place where the shitty people go when their time on Earth is done.

P1: Frankie is such a tool. When he dies he's going to the wastebin of history.

P2: That's not true man, he's okay.
P1: You're going there too then.

by anonymousperson489 November 15, 2017

Canada's History

See epic fail.

Guy 1: "Hey buddy."
Guy 2: "Hey. Nice new public house they built here, eh?"
Guy 1: "Oh.. you're Canadian aren't you? Get out now, and take your shitty canadian bacon with you."

...Canada's History...

by CheoTrawford February 4, 2010

history dump

Someone tells you a lot more than you ever wanted to know about their past (work, personal life, problems, etc). Too much info, too many details, not all of it is relevant or important to the present time.

When I asked about her work experience, I got a 20-minute, non-stop history dump.

If you ask about his ex-girlfriend, be ready for a history dump...he doesn't know when to stop.

by FlyingBrain August 14, 2012