you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

by r3dfox December 19, 2007

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to have a roo loose in the top paddock

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

by MrKapper July 10, 2006

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Bitch better have my honey

The equivalent of "Bitch better have my money" said while wearing a bear suit a la Blake form Workaholics.

Adam: You ready to get weid tonight or whhhhaaaatttt?

Blake: Fuuur sure.

Adam: Yo, you lookin' straight grizzly!

Blake: Bitch better have my honey.

Adam: Ohhh, bear puns. I like that.

by K Diz Mc October 10, 2012

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have her cake and eat it too

Once eaten, you no longer have it. Like having money and spending it all. Also, in marriage, security vs. freedom - if one cheats, they lose their security of keeping their mate.

She's married to Bob but seeing Bill. She can't have her cake and eat it too.

by Viola F. Blanton May 25, 2006

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