Guff head

A fat, large, or over-sized head.
Generally a huge head!

Jam: Look at that guy over there.

Dale: Who? That Guff Head?

Jam: Yeah, his head is so big, last time he turned around, he put a shoulder out.

by kilbourne50 January 18, 2009

buttplug head

Someone who is so arrogant and self absorbed that it would seem they spend most of their time with their head shoved neatly up their own arse. Often with a butt plug shaped head and ridiculously small ears.

Andrew is such a buttplug head. He doesn't listen to anyone's ideas except his own.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015

packet head

Packet head is an individual who always gets on cocaine.

you know that Sam Townsend, he's a right packet head

by Izbomb January 15, 2019

hat head

when you are wearing a hat for a very long time and your hair then becomes flat and you then look like an ugly turd.

"Woah Bryan put your hat back on, you've got some major hat head!!! Lookin' slightly like a turd.

by YessicaShmallen November 29, 2018

les head

A girl who has the face, neck and haircut of a lesbian, but not necessarily the body. The head is so convincingly that of a lesbian that it is hard to acknowledge she is any other way inclined.

Mandy has developed a particularly lezzie haircut.

Yes, she is indeed a les head.

by Jofish February 6, 2008

Sam Head

An abnormally large forehead that may or may not have its own gravitational pull

Wow look at her Sam Head!

by yahoo.com/elirocks January 14, 2022

shake of the head

A slight shake of the head, meaning you screwed up so bad, that the other side can only shake their head. Or, other side is fed up with your shit.

Example 1:
Bob: DUDE! I ate a porcupine -- when it was still ALIVE!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*

Example 2:
Bob: Dude, I climbed Mt. Everest, pulled of my helmet, para-glided down, and landed on my head! And the only evidence I have is this small scratch on my elbow!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*

by freddymcbob January 13, 2015