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Glass Vadge

A woman who puts things made of glass up her vagina for masturbatory purposes or otherwise. When the glass breaks, she blames the dog for leaving glass in her bed, which adheres to her labia, prompting her to tell everyone about the glass in her vagina, which the dog did, not her.
Glass Vadge is blaming the dog for the glass in her vadge again.
by Samantha Norris October 15, 2017
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Put on glass/blast

Nobody seems to get that this is a prison term. The inmates move to areas of the dorm where the officer can't see to fight/smoke/get high. When someone is to be jumped beat up and or forced out of the dorm they are put 'on glass' in that they are either beat up right in front of the officer or told to get 'on glass' in that they have to go to the glass and tell the officer that they fear for their life and have to be taken out of the dorm.

That is called being 'put on glass' This was bastardized by idiots who made it 'on blast' which is dumb and means nothing.

Being put on glass is being humiliated or called out publicly, it has nothing to do with recording or blast.
Democrats put on glass/blast for impeaching Biden with no evidence of a crime.
by Treeguy904 December 15, 2023
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sunshine going through a glass of whiskey

The color of Richard Speight, Jr.'s eyes.
Person 1: Okay, so how would describe the color of Richard Speight, Jr.'s eyes? Hazel? Gold?
Person 2: Dude, I love you but you are a great big bag o' dicks if you don't know Rich's eye color is sunshine going through a glass of whiskey.
by LPCollins December 12, 2018
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Sad glass

Honestly sad glass is used to define something/someone who is swag. People often times use this in reference to one of the best bungou stray dogs cosplayers there is. He is a very kind friendly and respectful person. He stays true to what he likes and dosent stray because of some dumb ass opinions.

Sad glass is an amazing person.
"Whos sad glass? "

"THE BEST BITH IN THW WORLD DUH"
by LemonBoy.59 July 17, 2021
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glass gash

The result when you light up someone who has a sandy vagina.
I lit up Yang this week in fantasy football and turned his sandy vagina into a glass gash.
by CrashNBernie October 23, 2019
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Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024
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Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound
Dude your girlfriends such a glass pounder, let me fuck her
by Hunky May 24, 2025
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