fart ventriloquist

(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.

-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!

(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)

-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.

by The Supporter May 20, 2007

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Fart Boner

A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.

"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."

"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."

by Jake Adams November 7, 2007

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rapist fart

one of those farts thats reaallly bad for a couple seconds, then leaves

that was a rapist fart, bad for a little bit then gone

by HEINLY June 1, 2003

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fart bubble

when you fart and it gets stuck between your buttcheeks, so you have to do a littl wiggle and picking to get it out.

emma, i ate chipotle today, and i'm having major fart bubbles right now

by harambeismylife September 16, 2016

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Dead Fart

The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk

The deer was dead farting as we dragged it along the sidewalk in front of the tree hugger

by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018

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Fart flapping

When a female uses a vibrator so powerful it causes the vaginal lips to slap each other causing the lips to make a "fart" sound.

Sarah: hey Jen did you use the penetrator 6000 last night?

Jen: yeah it literally caused me to fart flap it was hilarious.

Sarah: oh Jen you love abit of fart flapping.

by nipsmandem May 18, 2014

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