Fried owl

A fried owl is similar to a night owl, but taken 1 step further. Someone may be tired from late night work, partying, or even skating with the homies.

That dude was a fried owl

by Worstdressedwriter May 11, 2024

Deep fried sanchez

A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose

"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"

by Snozingly7 September 27, 2023

Fried Chicken Hand Shake

When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.

Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.

Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.

by slumdom December 5, 2018

are these the worlds most crispy fries...

let's find out

I went to a burger place and saw fries and wondered ARE THESE THE WORLDS MOST CRISPY FRIES...

by BelugaDome February 26, 2024

runt fries

Defective French Fries, usually short, soggy or dried burnt broken pieces.

I ordered Large Fries, but all I got was this box of runt fries.

by dattaway3 January 18, 2010

fries

in South africs crayfish were/are given to fishermen instrad of a salary

he received his "fries" . After catching a hundred crayfish hr was allowed to go home with a ten.

by truthdigger October 29, 2017

mc fries

a saggy chip like thing u find in mc donalds were evry clown u see will try to rape you and these chips are the veriest of saggy

my mc fries are very saggy and the clowns will rape you

by ethan garner October 21, 2019