Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.

No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.

by Strawless donkey December 02, 2021

Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

by June 16, 2022

Master Coffee Roaster

One who has harnessed the ability to, and has forged coffee through fire and air that rises above all other coffees.

This coffee has Master Coffee Roaster coursing through its beans.

by Coffee Association November 15, 2020

“Coffee Breath”

When you give a male a blow job right after a hot sip of coffee.

“Bro, I got some gooood “coffee breath” this morning! The temperature difference felt AMAZING!”

by LilThickMama June 07, 2024

Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.

"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."

by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023

coffee ride

when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told

"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."

by coffeegal69 August 31, 2008

Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.

"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"

by OligSlaughter August 07, 2013