Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!

I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!

by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023

fisting 2 pints

The act of inserting two pints of lager into a persons vaginal og rectal opening using force.

Fisting 2 pints required all of Jacks strength. But Jill insisted they could fit.

by CannedHappiness December 21, 2023

Gorilla Fisted

Having the overwhelming ability to tear up any and everything you fucking touch. Usually used in conjunction with "I didn't mean to!" after showing it to whoever's shit you just tore up.

"I swear to god, you are one Gorilla fisted motherfucker. You could find a way to tear up a cannon ball!"

by The MadTeaSipper January 26, 2024

frozen fist

The act of leaving your hands in the snow until they are frostbitten, then thawing your hands by fisting someone.

Sean couldn't wait until the first snow of the year so that he could show Sara the frozen fist.

by Cmac19 December 1, 2023

Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.

Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.

by Fake Flag December 3, 2023

drunken fist

The drunken fist is a technique Someone intoxicated would use during intercourse,
First you get intoxicated, find a hoe, then after climax you quickly shove your fist into her vagina elbow deep and yell “AAAAHHHHHHHH” as loud as possible.

“Bro do you remember last night”

“Nah bro should I?”

“Bro the chick you were banging said you did a drunken fist and she wants ur number”

by Nicker with meat that’s bigger December 5, 2023

Iron Fist

The style used by Kamogawa when he fought Anderson (Hajime no Ippo) causing your fists to become like iron and leave an imprint on your opponents body when hitting them

Kamogawa: "ATTACK!!!"
Kamogawa: *nails andersons liver with a left bodyblow leaving an imprint*
Audience: "THATS THE IRON FIST STYLE!!!!!!!"

by cirnos left upper ice crystal December 15, 2023