Evan Montague

biggest simp

Evan Montague is the biggest simp

by dick qwide April 17, 2020

Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.

Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.

by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020

Evan

The best girlfriend you could have, she's nice and funny. She'll always be there for you

Evan is the best

by anonymous March 18, 2022

Evan Bxrici

Evan Bxrici is the name of a man with a huge ego but good hosting abilitys. He occasionally be stupid but he don't no fucks. Also, he says amoguptheasspoundedpeepeetoucherassite a lot.

Oh its a Evan Bxrici, hes gonna be a personality.

by coolMaxdog123 June 21, 2021

Hadley and Evan

The most powerful couple there is out there, anyone who dares stand in their way is stomped out until they are nothing but molecules. Hadley being the looks and the smarts of the relationship while Evan is the easy going laid back funny guy. These two put together make other couples shit themselves if a couple is like a Hadley and Evan couple they're known as a Hevan couple

"Omg did you see that Hevan couple" fucken Britney

"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney

"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis

by The_dictionaryadditioner July 7, 2021

Evan

IS THE RUDEST, ANGRIEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AMARADILLO WRAPPED IN PIG GUTS THAT IS SO LONELY EVEN THE HOMELESS ON YHE STREET DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM. SAYS THAT GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE UGLY

“He is such an evan”

“Why”
“He disrespects women”

by Lana dady October 3, 2022

Evan

Evan is the absolute best person you will ever meet. He will be there for you no matter how bad it gets or how far away he is. If you ask him, he’s pretty average looking, but if you look at him, you know he’s way more than average, he’s absolutely perfect to you. He has the cutest brown hair with adorable hazel eyes to die for (even though they also look very brown ok). He never misses a chance to make a joke to lighten the mood, and you will notice that his gosh darn smile will light up any room. Evan has the most adorable smile you will ever see, and it’s easy to make him smile :). He is also very honest, he will always tell you how he feels and what he thinks. Evan is also a VERY skilled drummer with incredible music taste, and he will most likely change your music taste entirely. Evan is a bundle of love and it’s impossible not to fall for him :)

Evan: :)
Me: :)

by Kailey :) November 22, 2021