Douche Fairy

The sneaky douche bag who does douchy things in secret, most often stealing perfectly good food from your fridge while you're sleeping, and throwing straight in the trash.

Yo dog, this morning I woke up and my bucket of KFC was in the trash. I think I got visited by the douche fairy!

by Piros August 16, 2011

Douche ass

a term given to people who think they have made up there own word like douchinator

same as douche bag

Man what a douche ass, he thinks he make up the word douchinator.

by lj_allday November 16, 2011

douche baggery

To live ones life as a douche bag. To engage in douchiness. Also known as the Porter-Manis philosophy of life.

Five Vegas bombs later, those two were engaged in some serious douche baggery.

by Bag-o-Douche February 5, 2010

douche whistle

(noun) A vape pen

Check out that guy sucking on his douche whistle and blowing clouds of steam everywhere... Hey Thomas the Tank Engine! We get it, you vape!

by LthrBear December 29, 2016

Douche-a-bago

A 1970's style camper complete with kitchen, bed, shower, and 76,000 gallons of douche.

"Mark, Don't be a copyright infringing douche-a-bago."

by Hipporhinocetops September 21, 2007

douche crew

a gathering of 2 or more douchebags.

Look at all those popped collars! That's a complete douche crew.

by Skirish April 25, 2010

Ass Douche

noun: A clever derivative of Douche or Douche bag, used to avoid sounding like said vaginal sanitation article instead of using the same overused, xbox live, twelve year-old insult again and again with no clever follow up.

Verb: Something most pop-stars, hookers, and Ned Baddy do every day to avoid rectal infection.

Obnoxious idiot: Yea, well I did your mom last night!

You: Ass Douche

Obnoxous idiot: ........ (head explodes while trying to think of a comeback, which he knows is impossible)

by drifter45 November 6, 2011