When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs
I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donutmug. The act of running over someone with your car while doing donuts so much that it makes the donuts look strawberry.
by That urban dictionary guy March 7, 2025
Get the Strawberry donutmug. Policeman 1: falls right next to a robber
Policeman 2: you fucking donut
Policeman 1: yumm *starts licking and biting himself*
Policeman 2: you fucking donut
Policeman 1: yumm *starts licking and biting himself*
by Тнат guч February 26, 2019
Get the Donutmug. by Traylanlulah March 13, 2019
Get the watermelon donutmug. When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation
I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her
by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025
Get the Peruvian glazed donutmug. When your having coitus with your female partner on her period and post she sex ends up with a ring of blood around her asshole
by gloryhole December 4, 2021
Get the Jam Donutmug. Whenever a group of 5 people, wherein 4 of them paired up (as two couples or two people going for sex) and the fifth person is fifth wheeling. No longer shall they be called a fifth wheel rather a donut.
Joe: Hey man did you see the group walking over there?
Bob: yeah what about them?
Joe: the dude in the back is definitely the donut on a car tonight .
Bob: lmao.
Bob: yeah what about them?
Joe: the dude in the back is definitely the donut on a car tonight .
Bob: lmao.
by Jewish yeti February 25, 2018
Get the Donut on a carmug.