Saint Patrick's Day

St Patrick's day is held on March 17th.
It is the date that Saint Patrick died. Saint Patrick is the man who is said to have introduced the catholic religion to Ireland. He tried to explain "the trinity" (3 people in the one god) with a three leafed plant called a shamrock. Hence the shamrock has significance for the day. Originally the day was important only in Ireland but because of the large numbers of Irish people who emigrated abroad and the colorfulness of the celebration the tradition spread around the world.

In Ireland St. Patrick's day is celebrated with a parade of floats, bands and marchers in each towns main street. Unfortunately because of the time of the year it invariably rains on the day.

Saint Patrick's Day by Greg March 17, 2004

donut day 

Donut Day was coined one Friday morning when several friends left school and gathered at a common friends apartment. After becoming intoxicated on a large quantity of rum one friend left to buy donuts. Since then, each Friday is considered the day to skip out of highschool to become incredibly drunk and stoned at the apartment in which it began.

Commonly, Donut Day involves porn, shopping sprees at sex shops, dressing up men in lingerie, and an overall immoral time. With, of course, plenty of donuts.

"I'm sorry I won't be in school today, it's Donut Day."
"We need to get to the liquor store to stock up for Donut Day."
"Did you buy your weed for Donut Day?"

donut day by Alyssia F. December 13, 2008

White-boy Day 

n. A metaphorical holiday, upon which crazy white men are able to confront and/or assault pimps in their place of business without fear of negative repercussions.

Look man, ain't no white-boy day. You roll up on my block, better come correct.

White-boy Day by K. Washington July 24, 2016

Red Nose Day

Red Nose Day is an official Day of the year where the United States among other countries helps third world countries by feeding starving children and donating supplies and medical aid.

John Legend sang the song Lay Me Down on Red Nose Day.

Can I lay by your side? I'll take care of you and make sure you're alright.

-John Legend

Red Nose Day by PWS27 May 9, 2017

national ranboo day 

a holiday on the 26th of every month celebrating a lot of people’s favourite twitch streamer!

“HAPPY NATIONAL RANBOO DAYYY”
“what?”
“today’s the 26th, remember? it’s national ranboo day”

national ranboo day by billzosleftbigtoe November 30, 2021

Green Day Trendies 

People who say they are Green Day's greatest fans but have only ever heard their 'American Idiot' album. They dye their hair black and wear eyeliner like the lead singer. And then they buy converses and class themselves as 'punks'. They really and truly suck and have to get a life.

Green Day Trendy 1: "Look at me, I'm wearing eyeliner!!!!!!!!!1"

Green Day Trendy 2: "I've only heard one of Green Day's songs...ah well, I'm still their biggest EVER fan coz I wear a hoodie with their name on!!!!!!1!11!"

Green Day Trendies by Ihategreendaytrendies July 12, 2005

Not a Father's Day 

Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.

Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!

Guy #2: Amen to that!

Not a Father's Day by arcadiageorge June 16, 2014