why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

Cross on his throat

One who falls in love way too easy, has low self esteem, manages a halfway house , and is screaming for attention in all the wrong ways.. usually goes by the name of John

You know that guy with the cross on his throat.... yeah hes a total Og Squirter

by OGBobbySquirter November 18, 2019

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

Cross Craving

When you crave two totally different foods at the same time. These foods are usually random, and triggered when walking through the grocery store.

Person 1: Man, I'm really craving some popcorn chicken and Fruity Pebbles right now.
Person 2: Dude, your always cross craving.

by stop-dont-touch-me-there November 12, 2019

Christian from Holy Cross

The sweetest darkie out here. That man does just look innocent and childish but he on a different level yes.

"WDMC! Look Christian from Holy Cross, he so suteeeee with the curly hair!"
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍

by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021

Cross Country skiing

Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.

Last night I went Cross Country skiing with the boys.

by Cross country boi August 31, 2019

cross-living

the act of living the life of the opposite sex; impersonation as the opposite sex.

I hate your constant cross-living.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2010