Closet Jerk

Someone who acts generous during their hours on a work shift. However, they don’t act very civil during their own time outside of their occupation.

“Wow! I noticed Kyle dosen’t seem nice most of the time. But, when he is a work. He behaves well, & is very friendly. He definitely is a “Closet Jerk”

by Trippyness211 May 8, 2021

Comething

Something to cum on

Sum is short for something.

Cum is short for comething.

by JarOfMayonnaise May 29, 2021

Closet fandom

a person who likes a fandom that’s not anime and is secret about it

I am a closet fandom lover

by Hihelloitsmoi July 19, 2021

Comet Era

King PG3D's title during the 2018 catspam

"You cant beat me im top 1 comet era!!!"

by DefinitelyNotJeo August 7, 2021

Closet pdf

A person who covertly steals data and edits it in order to make friends and become popular.

Dat closet pdf is making duh criminals fink I’m down brah.

by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

Closet-tweaker

A person who uses meth by themselves and keeps it a secret. Usually because they are ashamed or afraid of judgement.

It's crazy that Tony is a closet-tweaker, since he always seemed like a stoner.

by Mysterrii August 21, 2021

Colethemole

Has a small dick, f this mom

Colethemole is dumb

by Cole THE MOLE418 August 25, 2021