Coffee Shark

When a glass of coffee is spiked with a floating sunstance.

"Man, i never expected to get a coffee shark"

by Penbutt er September 6, 2018

Give Coffee

Giving coffee to someone means trying to revive the dead or bring back a zombie.
It can also be referring to a ritual of summoning demons from the beyond.

It is a dangerous act but considered very noble and brings high honour to the coffee giver and grants the friendship of said demon if you give coffee to them.

P1: What's the matter Mary?
P2:DON'T TALK TO ME OR I'LL SUCK YOUR SOUL!
P1: Oh don't worry I'll give coffee to you later.

by Birbados November 21, 2021

Coffee

The one thing in this world that keeps me sane.

Person 1: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Person 2: *pours a ton of coffee in Person 1's mouth*
Person 1: OH hi there! How was your day?? I hope it was amazing!

by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin March 17, 2022

Coffee way

Coffee Way is a coffee shop in Kingston, Ontario. Often, coffee shops sell donuts as well. Donuts are sweet pastry items that come in a variety of flavours. Coffee Way makes very good donuts popular amongst Kingstonians from scratch in comparison to most other coffee shops that offer an inferior product.

Coffee Way is the premier donut shop in Kingston.

by Oilers34 January 29, 2022

Coffee

A girl who gets subs for no reason

Friend: have you seen a channel that gets subs for no reason?
Person: oh yeah that’s like Coffee

by kxwaii <3 May 28, 2021

Coffeeing

When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.

Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.

by S-Tiana February 17, 2023

Coffee WoW

Coffee Wow is when you make a coffee share a coffee with someone and it quickly escalated into wild, passionate, vigorous sex .

Ran into the wife at the breakfast table and observed a coffee WoW, shortly there after, the walls were shaking, the earth was quaking, and after a double shot of my babies love.... well. Coffee Wow...

by GooseCous August 15, 2025