Chocolate Twinkie

A chocolate twinkie is when someone injects semen into a chunk of excrement then has someone eat it.

"I saw this nasty porno last night where this guy gave this girl a chocolate twinkie. It was disgusting! Still...kinda cool though..."

by Dave Caldwell June 11, 2008

chocolate bowling

The act of being kissed in such an aggressive and intrusive way that your mouth is attacked and invaded. This type of kiss will remind you of someone who is attempting to lick every last spec of chocolate from the inside of an otherwise empty bowl of chocolate ice cream.

As we were walking home he pinned me against the wall and started chocolate bowling me. Yuck!

by Martus May 17, 2009

Hot Chocolate

A code word homosexual men have for the poopy anus.

Hey there. Any plans for the weekend? I'm just gonna have some hot chocolate.

by jimbobshooter November 6, 2010

Chocolate Wrist

Masterbating whilst taking a dump

Sam: "Luke, why does having a big shit make you horny?"
Luke: "Have a 'Chocolate Wrist' mate it's the future."

by Dicky T January 2, 2008

Chocolate piñata

While visiting your in-laws your mother-in-law wakes up in the middle of the night only to let loose on the toilette with the door open destroying the entire hallway.

Kelley's mom woke up after all you can eat taco night and totally dropped a chocolate piñata scaring the kids half to death.

by Rangerman March 17, 2014

chocolate thomas

A Chocolate Thomas is when you insert your thumb in your anus, wiggle it around, pull it out, and then proceed to suck on said thumb.

I was so drunk last night, I was scratching my ass and ended up giving myself a Chocolate Thomas.

by Hatemyself October 18, 2014

chocolate mailbox

One's ass when referred to as a recepticle

He left a special delivery in her chocolate mailbox.

by Ham Cannon November 6, 2003