A chocolate twinkie is when someone injects semen into a chunk of excrement then has someone eat it.
"I saw this nasty porno last night where this guy gave this girl a chocolate twinkie. It was disgusting! Still...kinda cool though..."
by Dave Caldwell June 11, 2008
Get the Chocolate Twinkie mug.The act of being kissed in such an aggressive and intrusive way that your mouth is attacked and invaded. This type of kiss will remind you of someone who is attempting to lick every last spec of chocolate from the inside of an otherwise empty bowl of chocolate ice cream.
by Martus May 17, 2009
Get the chocolate bowling mug.by jimbobshooter November 6, 2010
Get the Hot Chocolate mug.While visiting your in-laws your mother-in-law wakes up in the middle of the night only to let loose on the toilette with the door open destroying the entire hallway.
Kelley's mom woke up after all you can eat taco night and totally dropped a chocolate piñata scaring the kids half to death.
by Rangerman March 17, 2014
Get the Chocolate piñata mug.A Chocolate Thomas is when you insert your thumb in your anus, wiggle it around, pull it out, and then proceed to suck on said thumb.
by Hatemyself October 18, 2014
Get the chocolate thomas mug.Sam: "Luke, why does having a big shit make you horny?"
Luke: "Have a 'Chocolate Wrist' mate it's the future."
Luke: "Have a 'Chocolate Wrist' mate it's the future."
by Dicky T January 2, 2008
Get the Chocolate Wrist mug.When you visit your dentist for a ADA approved 6-month cleaning only to have him perform anal sex while you are under general anesthesia. The dentist then places his penis into the oral cavity of the patient as he returns from unconsciousness.
I visited my dentist for a 6-month cleaning only to awake from anesthesia with a chocolate toothbrush in my mouth
by Dr. Gingiva March 10, 2010
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