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knife catcher

A knife catcher is an idiot investor who buys something while its price is still dropping. Usually refers to someone who bought a house that is 'an incredibly good deal' just before it drops another 10 percent. Called a knife catcher as they are trying to catch a good deal, but will just probably lose their fingers as the knife goes whipping by.
Haw Haw Haw! They said I would never be able to sell my house in Florida in this bad economy, but some knife catcher showed up to take the turkey off my hands!
by AlaskaRon July 14, 2009
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Catalonian Rain Catcher

One person is designated as 'The rain catcher' several others position themselves on the roof of a house, they then begin to urinate from the roof as the rain catcher attmepts to catch all the urine in his mouth.

When they are finished, if it is deemed the rain catcher has not caught enough rain a high pressure hose will fire watery liquid shit over his or her face and into his or her mouth
Guy 1: Hey man are you still ill

Guy 2: Yeah, I cant believe i missed Kirby's party, was it any good

Guy 1: Well after we kicked waters out we all had a game of Catalonian Rain Catcher

Guy 2: Fuck no way, I love that shit, especially when all thje liquidy shit hits my face

Guy 1: Man Si forced us to let im be the rain catcher so it wasn't that great
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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cachi

ah you stink of cachi man
by Hywel August 23, 2004
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catchers mitt

A dried out, purple pussy usually on an old broad who has not had sex in years. It looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930's.
Beth has a catchers mitt for a snatch....
by d0c March 17, 2008
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catching dodo eggs

the act of forming a basket with your hands to catch the eggs of extremely extinct birds.
McReasonable: today we are going to learn catching dodo eggs
Club: question mark
by friendofsparkles August 14, 2010
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Catcher's Mit

n. Of or pertaining to a female's unattractive face. A face that closely resembles the catcher's glove or outfielders glove in the game of baseball.
Chiefly British definition - A female's face that has similarities to a wicket keeper's glove in the sport of cricket.
"Holy cow Jed, she looks like she's been catching fly balls in outfield all afternoon without a glove!"

"The batter tries to turn the all-star bowler into the leg-side, and with the sharp turn that the master leg-spinner is able to impart, he gets only a leading edge and offers a catch by Karen, with her face, at slip.
by ZimmFilmz September 10, 2005
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Jew Catcher.

Dude a nickel!

Watch out, it might be a Jew Catcher.
by Neko890 July 10, 2010
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