Busted Knee Caps

When she desperately wants to give you head
Oh honey, I wanna suck your di—*thud* awww fuck, my knee caps. (Busted knee caps)
by ǝɹǝɥʇ ollǝɥ October 18, 2019
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Cap Star General

A person who lies consistently to the point where they think that they may be fooling someone, but in reality they aren't. And when they are called out they play the victim card. 9/10 times this person was special to you.
by Senseiofwavvysensei October 08, 2019
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Deep fried cap

comes from the word 'cap' meaning a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie. something so false and obviously untrue it is insulting to even say it.
"i hooked up with ashley last night"
"thats deep fried cap no way you could"
by comediccough December 01, 2020
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Deep fried cap

comes from the word 'cap' which means a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie, a statement so false it is insulting to even speak it.
guy 1: No joke I hooked up with Ashley last night
guy 2: thats deep fried cap no way you could
by comediccough December 01, 2020
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Tinfoil cap Jim

When someone's a 'tinfoil cap Jim', it means they're cuckoo crazy.
'No, tinfoil cap Jim, the Earth is not flat! Fucking idiots these days, I swear!'
by Salad McNuggets July 10, 2021
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feather in his cap

to have a lot of people on ones' side.
He started his job with a feather in his cap.
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
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Chewing the clown's cap

Getting less than you bargained for.
The date with the good-looking blonde was a disaster. She turned out to be crazy and Bob realized he'd been chewing the clown's cap.
by Chris Secrest July 11, 2008
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