A daddy who is very disappointed with you, all the time. Not to be confused with Jesus, or God (sky daddy.)
by CinMin November 24, 2021
Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 22, 2024
The act of cutting off the top and bottom of a peanut butter jar still full and crossing swords threw it and then eating it
Big mike:remember when we were Cross jamming last night?
Big bob:yeah it was great!
Big mike: it sure was delicious.
Big bob:yeah it was great!
Big mike: it sure was delicious.
by BIG BINGO June 19, 2011
a large, gutted, marijuana-filled blunt, with a smaller joint going through, slightly past the center of the blunt, making a cross like shape.
First person: I rolled a nice blunt, but its got a tear
Second person: it's alright, just slip this joint into the
tear, seal it, and we'll smoke a cross bloint!
Second person: it's alright, just slip this joint into the
tear, seal it, and we'll smoke a cross bloint!
by jaybizzlefoshizzle April 30, 2010
When you are under the influence of marijuana and alcohol, being “crossed”, while also under the influence of caffeine and nicotine.
The second “cross” is the caffeine and nicotine, hence both “crosses” making a double cross.
The alcohol gives you a buzz, the weed makes you high, the nicotine releases dopamine, and the caffeine keeps you awake. Combining all 4 substances at once creates a blissful and energized high if done properly.
It’s important to not over-do any specific substance but to consume each keeping it mind the goal of being double-crossed, otherwise you risk going through a tough time in some way.
The second “cross” is the caffeine and nicotine, hence both “crosses” making a double cross.
The alcohol gives you a buzz, the weed makes you high, the nicotine releases dopamine, and the caffeine keeps you awake. Combining all 4 substances at once creates a blissful and energized high if done properly.
It’s important to not over-do any specific substance but to consume each keeping it mind the goal of being double-crossed, otherwise you risk going through a tough time in some way.
Jake: I heard you got double-crossed at the party on Saturday.
Matt: Yeah, it was one of the best highs I’ve had. Nothing hits like 4 at once.
Matt: Yeah, it was one of the best highs I’ve had. Nothing hits like 4 at once.
by Pouncer400 March 30, 2023
A tiny cross tattoo under the eye or on the neck signifies an accidental death caused by the wearer, otherwise it is a sign of religion.
by John Kelly's August 29, 2020
Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
by Kurosu February 24, 2019