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Canned Bread 

It’s beer.
(Watching spongebob at age 7)
Dad what’s canned bread!

My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!

bread eater 

The hottest latinx femboy power bottom daddy.
Wreck my tight virgin bussy bread eater 😫😫😫

Salad on Bread 

A sandwich that does not contain meat and thus is not considered a sandwich. Salad on Bread is often served in over priced hippie establisments and are revered by hipster doofus's. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese are the only two meatless sandwiches that are not considered Salad on Bread. Besides these two examples, any meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic

Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!
Salad on Bread by Thomas Joslin November 9, 2008

Middle class bread 

also known as a seeded batch - a loaf of bread that has seeds in
Guy - "How's the middle class bread?"
Me - "It's just a seeded batch"
Guy - "oh, very middle class!"
Middle class bread by hvlkn January 3, 2011

Making Banana Bread 

When a male has his own place of residence, and place to sleep but spends every single night sleeping in the bed that belongs to a female.
Noah hasn't slept in his dorm bed all semester. How much you want to bet he's making banana bread with Haley?
Making Banana Bread by hlczn September 7, 2016

Slice of Bread 

Someone who thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread.
1: "Hey, I have so much money and drive an expensive car and live in an expensive house"
2: "Wow, you think you are a Slice of Bread don't you?"
Slice of Bread by Joey198 October 25, 2020