beef in the backyard

a big football player in the backfield, a quarter-pound burger at a bbq,......anal sex

i came home from work early and caught my boyfriend and brother getting beef in the backyard

by backyard beauty November 30, 2010

watty beef

Glaswegian slang meaning "Want to have sex?".

It is sometimes spelled "Wanty beef" aswell.

Hey sexy!
Watty beef?

by Yer Maw? May 6, 2010

Beef-eaten

to have consumed one two many beverages containing Beefeater Gin

"If I drank as many fucking Beefeaters as J.B. I'd be pretty fuckin Beef-eaten." (slurred)

by George W December 28, 2007

goo.gl/beef

a Google URL shortener link, it leads you to a goatse legal disclaimer, which displays a picture that is very disturbing. what the heck is wrong with you, google?
Note: can be used to troll, much like the method of masking the URL or directly giving the URL.

''hey, check out this link! goo.gl/beef!"
"okay..."
"AAAUG! WHY?!!"

by curseyougoatse! November 14, 2013

beef pizzle

Old English term meaning penis.

Suck on this beef pizzle.

by Juli94 November 22, 2013

Swing Beef

To be well-endowed; to have a horse cock, a massive pants python, a big ol' piece of meat dangling between your legs; to have a huge dick.

"Dude, Patrick Ewing sure does swing beef. Back when he played basketball, he had to duct-tape his schlong to his inner thigh so it wouldn't go flopping out the bottom of his shorts!"

by Camien Doyle February 10, 2015

beef cadet

a fat girl, might be wearing yoga pants to where you can see her camel toe easily.

Kristi: A man in Montana wants to outlaw yoga pants.

Tom: Well maybe for certain people that would be okay. Like that beef cadet over there that you can see her camel toe.

by PB12345 February 12, 2015