Big Booty Bandit, aka LocoCrazyness is someone that rapes and forcefully fucks the anus of anyone chosen.
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Get the Big Booty Bandit mug.Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
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Aaron Rogers - Now I probably got some help playing behind a guy who played in 300+ straight starts. Because it was never even a question for him. But you can’t say there is the same approach now as there was maybe back then.
Pat McAfee - Stick Finger Bandit is who you’re talking about…
Aaron Rogers - Now I probably got some help playing behind a guy who played in 300+ straight starts. Because it was never even a question for him. But you can’t say there is the same approach now as there was maybe back then.
Pat McAfee - Stick Finger Bandit is who you’re talking about…
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“Hey boss what happened to all the tastykakes”
“Oh god oh god we got hit by the dastardly the Tasty kake bandit.oh no he must’ve waddled away with them“
“Ong?”
“Oh god oh god we got hit by the dastardly the Tasty kake bandit.oh no he must’ve waddled away with them“
“Ong?”
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Get the d wing bandit mug.TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha
The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…
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