Beef-Cane

A way to describe one's crooked manhood.

When asked how he works with his beef-cane, he simply replies, I utilize the j-stroke.

by chrissyboii December 28, 2012

urban beefed

when the editors of urbandictionary.com refuse to accept your illustrious definition of a word.

Man, the guys at urbandictionary.com urban beefed me a couple days ago for not accepting my definition of sloppy sleepover.

by urban_beefed October 4, 2009

Beef Crunch

The act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a "crunch."

So, I ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. I tell you I had the worst "beef crunches."

by Crisco and Sir-Minks-A-Lot August 17, 2011

Nug Beef

A stage 5 clinger. A girl that decieves the eyes of males to be an attractive individual incapable of committing heinous acts of clingery. Thereby bringing a male into a state of constant paranoia and fear.

"Damn the Nug Beef I met at the bar is blowing up my spot!"

"I got straight Nug Beefed when she hacked into my facebook and changed my status to 'in a relationship' with her"

by Twizzzz March 22, 2010

Sea Beef

Sea beef man... as opposed to land beef.

Land beef, as opposed to sea beef.

by smoxx February 13, 2018

Sticky Beef

Beef that sticks or is sticky.

That was some real sticky beef that you made last night, Lafonda.

by Shabakuya July 8, 2012

Swing Beef

To be well-endowed; to have a horse cock, a massive pants python, a big ol' piece of meat dangling between your legs; to have a huge dick.

"Dude, Patrick Ewing sure does swing beef. Back when he played basketball, he had to duct-tape his schlong to his inner thigh so it wouldn't go flopping out the bottom of his shorts!"

by Camien Doyle February 10, 2015