chimp bastard

little chimp looking fuckers that eat a lot of fruit and shit alot and may look like obama

jimmy-"hey did you vote for obama?"
jonny-"o you mean that chimp bastard fuck on tv?! no way?!"

by fuck tits October 21, 2010

bastard child

1.One who is a bastard and also a child
2.Someone anoying
3.A word used by Vietnamese people to describe poor white Texans

e.g. Why can't this bastard child have an import

by Mi Chun May 6, 2005

ball bashing mother fucking bastard

someone who squashes sandwiches

girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me

by simple immortality November 11, 2006

bastermonkey

word which one says when their friend decides to hit them everytime they try to say bastard

HENRY STOP BEING a BASTERMONKEY!

by Sedcaintitty April 12, 2005

BASTERES

Female Bastard, one who was born before her parents wer married...Slutty parents.

Jesus is a Basteres

That libby is one cool girl...Basteres

by Tim.Fowles April 26, 2006

eggy bastard

someone that looks like or has the charcteristics of a common red lion egg.

"your such an eggy bastard ireand"

by beefcake mcgee December 24, 2007

dizzee bastard

Generic rappers name, used by people who have no clue about hip hop. A merging of Dizzee Rascal and 'Ol' Dirty Bastard

Jean: "I can't stand all that hip hop nonsense they play on the wireless thesedays"
Maureen: "Ooh I know. Our youngest keeps playing a record by Dizzee Bastard, or somebody"
Jean: "Oh yeah my nig, he's the shit!"

by Phil G January 16, 2008