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Gophy Bastard

This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.
Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!
by Eric Luck May 9, 2024
mugGet the Gophy Bastardmug.

passport bastard

undocumented person who joins the military to get citizenship
i hate those marines at mcas miramar, bunch of passport bastards
by Jaggerbou January 8, 2024
mugGet the passport bastardmug.

Sack full of bastards

A name given to one (typically a male) who is of greater disreputable character than a simple bastard; A real dick head.
He did what?! Man that guy is a whole sack full of bastards!
by Houston JC July 9, 2009
mugGet the Sack full of bastardsmug.

rat bastard awful

A word created by a crazy gamer girl called EOz Zoe it means that something is so bad that its a bastardized and not wanted in any way shape or form .. Is gone off or yuk can mean wtf is that . oor can be a describing word of a persons attitude. Or object .
That is a really rat bastard awful thing to do.

Why the hell are you so rat bastard awful

Or
Angry face . gamer girl f off that s rat bastard awful go f yourself .. Lol
by Eoz Zoe March 20, 2023
mugGet the rat bastard awfulmug.

no spilling bastard

One who spills even just a little bit while pouring a shot
Steve called me a no spilling bastard when I spilled 2 drops after I poured us shots
by JeromeWheats September 14, 2021
mugGet the no spilling bastardmug.

Bastardic

Adjective describing ones physical appearance as large and intimidating.
God dam that paintbeast is Bastardic.

That is one bastardic man.
My truck is so god dam bastardic
by Dont even trip my boy! September 18, 2021
mugGet the Bastardicmug.

Double Bastard

The act of having two fathers at the same time that you he/she has never met
If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard
by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009
mugGet the Double Bastardmug.

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