August 6th

The day you get to punch someone in the arm day

Freind:punches you*

You: What was that for

Freind: Its august 6th:)

by URMOMSDISHSOAP September 7, 2021

August 13

National mgk day

You - what’s happening august 13th
Me - it’s national mgk day

by Chloeholloway August 12, 2023

August 1st

National Ellie day. Go hug your friend Ellie, she needs one.

Ellie: "Give me a hug"
Y/N: "No"
Ellie: "It's August 1st"
Y/N: "S**T"

by EternalEllie December 3, 2020

August 25

Day 2 of national send a nude week

Guy: it’s August 25 you know what that means!
Girl: okay only fine

by A||_AR@U•D_G3¥-43 August 25, 2020

auguster

auguster a person who is mean, kind, funny, and hates red nail polish.

i need an auguster in my life
#getlikeauguster

by ilovehoeslol November 21, 2021

August 27th

People born in August 27 have the biggest dicks in the world, they are kind, smart and funny. The greatest type of people you will ever meet. If you one they are a keeper.

His shmeat is so big, he must be born on August 27th

by Isidorus Samir Toma November 24, 2023

August 22

If they are born on august 22 they are the best and you should buy them whatever they want or else….. you don’t wanna know

I’m born august 22 can I have a coffee mug

by Leahliva March 26, 2023