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Authentic ape s***, crazy b****

A female that is 100% true. That will go authentic ape s*** crazy on a man. In a matter seconds.
She is an authentic ape s***, crazy b****
by SHEBITCHDEVILCARLOCK February 28, 2024
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AP

AP is an abbreviation for an Audemars Piguet; a brand of Swiss luxury watch. Preferably the iced out famous Royal Oak collection with the immediately recognizable hexagon design bezel secured by 8 gold screws. Made to order - please at Timepiece Perfection for approx $1,400,000 (with extra links cause I roll that way)
“...I got that juice...New AP (a reference to that Royal Oak timepiece)...she got that juice...she got that squeeze...ooh feel like a cooler...juice, blame it on my jeweler...” “Juice” by Yo Gotti
by GrandeAKBleu December 11, 2017
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Albino Ape

Someone who is a complete and utter virgin.
That guy is a totally an Albino Ape”
I know right
by wabble dabble snabble March 28, 2022
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King Ape

Found in Warrnambool the King Ape is a rare species that survive by catching Salmon the swim upstream during winter.
King Ape goes by the name of Bretty B
by GorgeousBrad August 30, 2006
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Russian-ape

How youtubers say rape without getting demonetized.
Can be used to make the joke 'kpop is korean-pop, crap is chinese-rap, rape is russian-ape'
Youtuber: This guy russian-aped two kids and then a dog bit off his dick. He got what he deserved.
by KNfivenumbers November 22, 2020
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Apeing

A word used by HR's in a combat warriors clan, it means stop messing around and or fucking around during a deployment or tryout, you can compare it to the actions of a monkey.
Host: "stop apeing around and do a dfl or ill give you all 1 warning"
Attendees: "..."
by Heresy >:) November 20, 2021
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