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Alabama Petting Zoo

When, during a family get-together or outing, the group, as a whole , gets all hot and bothered, and gropes, strokes, and fingers each other to orgasmic climax for all or most family members involved. The act is usually, but not fully limited to, heterosexual in nature, and much Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR may or may not be the culprit. Essentially, the yearly family reunion also doubles as a furry convention.
Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????
by Roll_Turd May 26, 2023
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Alabama train derailment

When family members are engaged in group sex with another family member and something happens (superficial or catastrophic) to bring it to an early or unexpected end.
We was all banging cousin Shirley out back at the family reunion when uncle Bubba's liquor still blew up and started an Alabama train derailment almost instantly.
by Gliterbob the Clown March 10, 2023
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alabama mud fart

When fucking your cousin in the ass in the back of your Ford f250 and she let's a fart slip and it tickles your balls
I was giving my cousin an alabama mud fart last night and he giggled
by TheBodangles March 13, 2023
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Alabama double wide

The act of placing two couches face-to-face to make a makeshift bed for intercourse
We didn’t have a bed . So I pulled an Alabama double wide . So we could fuck
by CCC420 January 20, 2023
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alabama stir fry

Fucking one’s mother whilst your sister butt fucks you with a carrot.
Got home last night and demanded an Alabama Stir Fry for my dinner.
by Montague Munch October 20, 2023
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Alabama Cement Mixer

This is when little sister is giving dad a blow job and he finishes in her mouth. She then hold it in and continues to give her brother head until he finishes. After that, she opens her mouth and swirls the load with her tongue. Thus the Alabama cement mixer? The commercial version of the Alabama cement mixer is win father and son find a prostitute to provide the same service.
Hey Billy, tell your sister it’s time for an Alabama cement mixer.
by Rotten robbie April 23, 2023
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Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex
Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did a Alabama hot coffee
by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019
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