alabama lerba llama

when you preform sexual acts on your cousin whole ontop of your buddy's sick chevy with them toe mirrors pulled all the way out

jesus that was some great Alabama lerba llama

by Mericawaaa June 5, 2020

Alabama skid mark

Someone who is overall unable to control their actions. They likely take sexual preferences toward family members and often shit their underpants. This is a serious mental condition and should not be taken lightly.

1. That nasty fuck Santiago left his shit stain underwear on the floor where is he?
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark

by Savage20 October 6, 2021

Alabama Alarm Clock

When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.

"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"

"Oof, must suck."

by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020

alabama trouser snake

What my dad calls his penis

"I'm fucking you back after 25 years with 9 inches of Alabama trouser snake"

by Brodie helmet July 3, 2023

Alabama Bilge Pump

When your boat has a leak in it so you proceed to shove your penis inside the hole, drink the water remaining in the boat, and piss out what you have drank.

*fishing*
Mate: shit bruv we sinking
You: fack mate we sinkin'
Mate: give er the Alabama Bilge Pump eh

by Harvey HugeCock June 16, 2021

Alabama Red Light

When you go to stick it in your sisters ass and she says “STOP” that holes for dad!!!

I had to give my brother an Alabama red light last night!!!!

by John Deez Nutz May 26, 2022

alabama corn on cob

the act of of shoving a raw corn on the cob in a girls ass for pleasure

jessica got bored on day so she did the alabama corn on cob

by NutNutBuster December 16, 2017