dick piece

When one is faced with a severely troubled individual,

otherwise known as an idiot, one struggles to find such a

phrase to express ones feelings. These words could liberate

YOU and all of mankind. At last we have the words to express

our true feelings. He (or she) is a "dick piece."
Idiot: "Man, I don't feel too good after eating all

that cake and drinking all that gasoline..."

A Pretty Ok Dude: "You step one foot in this

house man, and the definition of Dick Piece will be up your own ass, stapled to your head."

In Other Words: "You're a dick piece"
by marktheface April 15, 2010
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piece of shwag

an insult worse than almost all other insults. used for most shitty people, especially the lazy ones.
go get your own cigarettes, you piece of shwag.
or
that guy's way worse than a piece of shit, he's a piece of shwag.
by stephaniebreezy!! July 12, 2009
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Grill Piece

AKA...HELMET PIECE, a term to discribe the face of a woman.
Hey bro,her grill piece was all jacked up or damn, thats a nice set of lips on that grill piece.
by LORD GRIM The SINISTER October 17, 2003
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Crap-Piece Classic

Like a Caprice Classic by chevy except not as gangsta because it has only hubcaps and the standard woodpanel exterior.
Friend: Hey wanna go to the movies tonight.
Unlucky owner: Naw, My Crap-Piece Classic is breakin down again.
by flyingerbils231 June 23, 2007
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King Tut Piece

(adj.)

1.A piece of jewelry so ostentatiously expensive that it is fit for royalty.

2.A weapon (or any other object) that is incredibly important and hidden from sight (in reference to King Tut's hidden tomb).
Casual: Rolls gold, King Tut Piece, flooded with boulders..

Ghostface Killah: Oh shit! Bookhead, just bought a 5, G had a King Tut Piece
by Logos2 November 25, 2008
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Total Piece of Shit

Something so useless and disappointing it has absolutely no redeeming qualities or values.
Person 1: "Why did you smash the printer against the wall?"
Person 2: "It was smearing ink all over my thesis and crumpling the pages."
Person 1: "It must be made in China."
Person 2: "Yeah, it is a total piece of shit."
by Pissed off librarian August 13, 2009
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ugly piece of trash

You.
You are an ugly piece of trash
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