Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.

Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes

by Sansblague December 13, 2018

po dad

the term "po dad" refers to when one's father is a police officer, short for "police dad" as the "po" is short for police. It is especially used when one has multiple fathers (due to either step-parents, remarriages, or same-sex marriage), the police dad is often referred to as the "po dad"

Po Dad

by christo mcguffin January 17, 2011

Keira Dad

A fuck nut

Wow she is such a keira dad

by Childofgodawman August 11, 2019

Chad Dad

A Dad that instills high quality values in their children.

- Self-defense
- Value of the dollar
- Accountability and Merit
- Stand up against woke culture and equity
- Commitment to Family

Hey man, I am so jealous of you. Your dad takes you shooting at the range and signs you up for self-defense courses. He's such a Chad Dad! My Dad just gives me a phone and tells me to go to my room.

by SaltySailorTV June 19, 2023

Bro dads

It's where two guys who are best friends adopt a child and raise it together without any women. Except for nanny's (as many as you'd like)

Kid: "my bro dads are so cool, they don't make me clean or do any chores"

by Katie’s brother October 6, 2019

Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

Dad Bod

When a young bro-ey dude packs on epic amounts of fat in his midsection but has toned arms, legs, and chest, leading to a corpulent round belly that protrudes out into the shape of a basketball, wobbling tightly against his tank top.

Brad: Ever since Ryan got that job at Fat Burger's he's fattened up! Must have put on 150 lbs in a year. He's really let himself go.
Mike: Yeah, that rounded belly is getting massive! I can tell he's been eating well, all that compact fat sticking out of his hoodies as he waddles.
Brad: Looks like he's got a dad bod!

by efterbrylluppet July 18, 2016