Bean disease

A deathly mental and physical disease to say away from. It is often caused by consumption of an overdose of BEANS and memes. The symptoms of the bean disease include: constant desire for bean memes, over exaggerated voice, the sexual attraction to beans, extreme mood swings when around raisins, skin will start to darken and look like a raisin bean lookin thing, and will obtain freckles on the face that look like mini beans. Someone with the bean disease will usually start to show signs at the age of 10 years old.

“Dude, did you know that Corbin has the bean disease?!”
“ wait WHAT!?!? We need to stay away from him!!”

“ yah!”

by Beankitten06 December 6, 2018

bean tart

a mole on the back of one's neck. may look like chocolate but don't be fooled.

fucking bean tart!

by J. Finklestein April 3, 2009

Bean Peen

If you have a bean peen you have a tiny penis the size of a pento bean

Augh you have a bean peen

by anonymous December 4, 2019

Buzz Bean

Back and better than ever, Buzzin’ down the slopes is.... it’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s the Pyth-a-goris train! After using protractors and finding factors, ol Buzz is retired! You’ll find him where the Porsche is parked and the mean dogs barked, skiing hills and popping pills.

“He made a weird noise, like the buzz of a bee,” said Chris.
“No, it was more like the Buzz Bean!” Yelled Bob.
“Careful!” Replied Chris. “You’re not supposed to say that name out loud....”

“Ehhhhhh,” came an every echo from the dark corner of the school.....
“Oh no.... the stories of him are true,” said Chris, only before the Buzzing grew louder, silencing his words.

by buzzerbeater69 November 11, 2020

DJ the bean

DJ the bean: To DJ or DJ the bean or beat means to flick the bean, or rub the female's clitoris until reaching orgasm. Originated with Moles and NoShmoke.

"Hey babe, did you want me to DJ your bean?"
"Are you DJing your bean right now?"
"I want you to DJ the bean"

by Moles Chan June 1, 2018

sipping the bean

Indulging in a nice hot coffee (preferably in NYC)

Wow Gina, this is such a great place for sipping the bean !

by EthanCornflakes January 4, 2016

Falling Beans

Also known as Fall Guys, beans who topple over everytime because of their short legs and having to do obstacle courses al the time.

When I play Fall Guys, me and sixty other players become falling beans.

by NathanielLH September 17, 2020