Spooky Sock

an old, dirty sock filled with a combination of dust, egg yolk, tp, and flour/sugar. (usually as a practical joke)

Nick: Yo when Jason slept over he was talking in his sleep.

Owen: Ya?

Nick: So what i did was got a spooky sock, and beat the shit out of him with it...

Owen: Awww, Siiiick... Was there yolk every where?

Nick: Ya, and he like started crying... my mom came down so he had to leave..

Owen: lol

by Samm Semaj Kcin December 2, 2010

Sock Pickle

When you hollow out a pickle, only to place your erect penis inside, covering it all by a standard work sock.

I prefer his sock pickle

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

Sock thot

The one schoolgirl who can't get out of peoples feet. She has a foot fetish and will not stop licking your toes and until she gets to go on her knees and slide on something else, known as your penis.

Bro, fucking Lucia is such a sock thot, she kept on going for my feet and then sucked my dick!

by Samuelthehoe February 11, 2020

Sock Slut

A relatively loose chick who refuses to f*** with her socks off. When attempting to scrogg a SS, one has to get quite creative/destructive when any particular sock slut is wearing panty hose, or perhaps a onesie.

YOU: Anthony, I banged your sister last night.

Anthony: What the f***, bro! Not cool.

YOU: you're telling me. She was a total tube sock slut. I felt like I was in an 1980s porno cast in a men's locker. Say, now that I think of it... It was actually pretty f***ing dope. Your sock slut of a sister wasn't half bad.

by RayLewisRiceMessier April 3, 2015

Dunny socks

When you lay a Turd and realize there is no toilet paper. Your socks then have an obligatory duty.

Fuck Bro, that curry hit me hard! Before i could scope there was no toilet paper i was sprayin. Dunny socks to the rescue.

by Zeb VanZandt August 18, 2014

Concrete sock

An old sock used to clean up seamen

"If I find one more concrete sock in this laundry basket, there'll be no dessert for a month."

by Timson5stripe January 30, 2014

Poop Sock

Something you say when you're out of things to say

Examples:
"Hey, mom, does your poop sock ever just poop without your permission because poop sock"

Friend: "Yo, Why are you gay?"
Other Friend: "Poop Sock"

by Some Random Minnesota Hick October 2, 2020