Valley flu

When you get flu from a night out at the clubs. More specifically from the fortitude valley clubs.

Jaz: “man you don’t look to good”

Cas: “must be valley flu from this weekend”

by Vswizzle August 1, 2024

Maple Valley Pit Stop

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.

Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!

by Snappercarr March 3, 2024

Awful Valley, CA

A place in the Mojave Desert of Southern California near Victorville (Latitude 34.5008 and longitude -117.1859). A rogue police department who do the bidding of the always reelected Awful Valley Town Council and the current mayor; this police department harasses one Disabled Veteran with surveillance vehicles, undercovers, paid snitches in his own family, and paid snitches as neighbors. They like to hide as "Awful Valley Police" but are really "San Bernardino County Sheriffs." One of the main sources of income are the 8-12 drones they fly at night to bust people when they don't know they are being watched. The Town keeps approving new businesses to be built that will fail; this town is littered with empty warehouses and stores, but why move into those when there is so much land to build on? These empty buildings are often filled with evangelical churches, sometimes with one new church across from another. Then, these corrupt churches snag the hopeless and helpless to do their bidding for their church, like work for free. If you value personal freedoms and a steady income, don't move here.

When I put in a missing person's report on my now deceased Wife (date of death, 9/9/20), in Awful Valley, CA, the attending Awful Valley Sheriff/San Bernardino County Sheriff said, "call us if she shows up;" yet, they did not notify me with a visit, or a phone call, instead I received a letter from the Sheriff/Coroner a week and a day later.

by featheredserpent March 31, 2025

Menace valley

A school that is full with kids that walk around with black Air Force energy all day

Did you see the video of a kid from menace valley getting jumped?!

by David2x November 3, 2021

West Canada valley

West Canada valley is a school that doesn’t care about their cheer team

West Canada valley hates cheer

by Lovers girl September 20, 2021

Valley Forge

When you are having sex with a woman who is on her period and you dump inside her and immediately eat it out.

Name comes from a 1990s documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".

My wife was feeling bad and grumpy from her period so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.

by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025

rain in the valley

When there is sweat between you tits

"Sam there is rain in the valley"
"Gross, grace"

by The ash attack February 9, 2017