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spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.
by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011
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Booster juice man

The booster juice man is a booster juice cup but if you take a sip he will appear and take your bibaja
Oh no it’s the booster juice man help!!!
by Alligator_king23 April 22, 2022
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padlock man

A man who has no intentions on getting married to you after years of dating and empty promises. And has refused to allow you find true love.

Introduces you to family and friends and allow them call you 'our wife ' not because he has plans on marrying you, but because that's what you want to hear.
1.Jude is a padlock man, I really pity for Diana

2. These days, ladies prefer a Yoruba demon to a padlock man
by Gbese!!!! April 20, 2018
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Iran man

Basically someone ran, man cause yeah they aren't sigma Ohio mogging new livvy dunn rizzing baby gront
Yo some funky geeza looked at me and Iran man
by Sigma boi Ohio grimace June 4, 2024
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old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up
old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that
by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019
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The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.
"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"
by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023
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1 man 1 horse

Swear that was the most notorious thing on earth, not as worse as two girls one cup tho... both gave me PTSD, don't look up
Friend:aye, look up 1 man 1 horse
Me:huh. What's that?
"Looks up, gains more trauma"
by Lynyo October 12, 2023
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