Poke-Man

What dads and moms called Pokemon in the 1990's.

Pronounced: Poke Man, not Pokee Man

Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.

by ImGoingToPre April 19, 2021

Man on the inside

The point at which a turd has began its journey to freedom, just before becoming the turtles head one may consider themselves to have a man on the inside

"Jerry seems to be walking funny" "that's because he has a man on the inside"

by anonymous June 23, 2023

Mummies little man

when you still live at your mom's house when you are 40 years old. when you have never tried to move out. (Callum Tetley)

You are such a mummies little man

by BIGTUNT April 18, 2022

Bread man

The backbone of Madfutters (also first in messages). Genuinely one of the most reliable guys in the server, scrap that. The most reliable. He is honestly the reason
humanity is still going and better then ever. He’s amazing. Shout out to Breadman, I know you see this. Love you.

John Moohan : Bread man is such a “spammer”.

Casual Goldie : Who’s Bread man?

John Moohan : The greatest human on earth.

John Knows.

by yournanstoelicker July 12, 2022

Mans

Mans is a term used to address your boys. also used as a replacement for "he".

"Me and my mans will knock you off your feet mate. think again about coming in these bits yeah?"
"yeah a mans just nicked my bag!"

by tiny little boy September 5, 2018

The Maine Man

And I'm not talking about Lobo from DC. With a final KDA of 18/-1/? we have... Robert Card. *Insert conservative John Wayne vigilante delusion*

Hym "Wait... -1? Oooh... He killed himself. So... Now what? I had to sit and listen to conservatives talk about 'If I wOuLd HaVe BeEn ThErE...' and how you needed to kill him, so... Now what? You're AWFULLY quiet now that he fed himself a bullet. So... Yeah. What do you do? What happens now? You're not taking the guns. That's NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN (Stop asking) and NO if you would have been there you would NOT have killed him. He would have seen a faggot in a cowboy hat and shot you first (not a gay faggot but a YOU faggot). You woild have been wiping ice cream off your kids face and you would have died like everyone else. You're not special.

More guns isn't going to do anything. The people who want guns already have them. If MORE PEOPLE HAD THEM then you would have had 5 people pulling their guns at the same time, they turn and look in the direction of the gunshots, shoot the first person they see, it wasn't the guy because 2-20% of all casualties in combat are friendly fire. He was hospitalized. His rights were taken away because he had spoken about wanting to do a shooting. Didn't affect his ability to kill. You can't take his rights away any harder. So you can't say 'we need to take the rights of would-be killers away' you already did that. Doesn't work. I told you it doesn't work. What did you actually accomplish? You locked him in a hospital for 7 days. Took his rights away. And then tossed him back into the wild and it's like... What does that do for him? The mental health industry has failed all of you. 7 days in a room and turning him into a second-class citizen does WHAT exactly? If he had asked for help... What would he have gotten from any of you other than that? 'You need to stop playing the victim and work harder' THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE SAID! So... Now what? I'm not hearing anything from any of you. No justice. You didn't get to unleash you sadistic revenge fantasies on him. The Maine Man just kills himself after he does it. Nothing happens. No one learns anything."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

berd man

a old man who can eat a berds dick if it has one ????

your such a berd man

by jiuhbkj December 4, 2019