Whistling up a pig’s ass

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.

Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.

by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019

Trumped-up trickle-down

A variation of a golden shower, this lewd sex act involves paying underage prostitutes to urinate on an object which represents your enemy or rival.

Bobby also seems to want Vanessa, so I grabbed his letter jacket while he was distracted to give it the ol' Trumped-up trickle-down. Can I borrow a tarp?

by OlSlickWillie January 11, 2017

Trumped up

A false accusation, especially against President Donald Trump.

Damn, those Democrats Trumped Up some more shit again. They are sore losers, nothing more.

by GLT75 May 17, 2017

throw up a deuce

to have to take a shit

DAMN!!! rick it stinks do you gotta throw up a deuce?!?!?!?1

by Agustus August 24, 2006

Give up dem cheeks

Allowing someone to enter you by submission or by force through the anal cavity.

yo homie you gonna have to let me get some of that, you gonna have to give up dem cheeks.

Eh girl you looking kinda good you wanna give up den cheeks.

by Givin up dem cheeks!!! May 20, 2015

shut up juice

A cocktail best served cold, in a pre-chilled glass, with no ice. Just kidding. Basically, it's what is proverbially served when an individual is completely shut down in an argument.

Guy 1: FUCKIN PROTEIN!
Guy 2: ew protein
Guy 1: YOU NEED THE GODDAMN PROTEIN, FUCK.
Guy 1: wheres the soy sauce
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK MAN? DRINK SOME FUCKIN SHUt UP JUICE. FUUUCKK!

by ipodouchhfanssucks May 25, 2009

step the fuck up kyle

This is a famous vine that many people know and love.
I personally enjoy telling every Kyle I meet to step the fuck up.

what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

by DON'T EAT DEM TIDEPODS February 26, 2018