Holy Fucking Shit

Commonly used by sailor mouths that have been surprised,scared, etc...

Holy Fucking shit that was hard

rollerblader#1: imma do that gap
rollerblader#2: Holy fucking shit you fell on your face
rollerblader#1: It hurts!!!
rollerblader#2: Holy Fucking Shit!!!
rollerblader#1: Call an ambulence
rollerbalder#2: Holy Fucking Shit!!!!

Holy Fucking Shit I busted a huge nut.

by Chimmychong March 29, 2007

fuck me pumps

Stripper heals that you wear while you are having sex!

guy: could you take off those fuck me pumps, they hurt like hell

girl: harder, harder!

by courtney mike jones December 1, 2007

bull fucking shit

absolute nonsence. Also used as an interjection to convey disgust and disbelief.

Joey sees a political ad on the TV. The politician says that he stands for "family values". He reaches for the remote and says "Bull Fucking Shit!"

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 6, 2006

Fuck me swinging

Term of surprise. Shows amazement at an event or events.

Joe. "Bobs getting married"
Chris. "Fuck me swinging!!"

by Tony is an asshole August 11, 2006

You Fucking Bitch

Why you fucking bitch is a common word used when someone is asulting you with words.

Why YOU FUCKING BITCH

by AngelXX M December 6, 2020

keep fucking that chicken

It's what you say to a meteorologist after they announce the forecast.

Or in any and all situations ever.

"It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast"
"I guess that's me"
"Keep fucking that chicken"

by dmcleod September 19, 2009

fuck off big

'Fuck off big,' can be used in place of 'large,' 'massive,' fucking huge,' and 'gigantic.'

Adds extra 'punch' to a sentence.

Also: 'Fuck off long,' 'Fuck off expensive,' etc.

'Mate, that is a fuck off big hill, and we have to walk up it!'

'I almost got killed by a fuck off big log truck up the lakes!'

Fred: 'Lets cross that river man.'
Bill: 'Nah, that is a fuck off long way, surely we will drown.'

by Tim J F November 7, 2005