by chlostopher February 5, 2022

by Zmicclouds August 12, 2021

by WB5921 July 14, 2023

A phrase often used by women to empathetically approach another girl with information about their partner cheating. It's a phrase known on online sites like Twitter, TikTok, and YouTube. Its prevalence seems to have skyrocketed during 2016 and acts as an inside joke to many women.
Person 1: Wow, yeah, he seems like a good person.
Person 2: Right? It's almost too good to be true. I keep worrying I'll open insta one day to a "Hey girl..." DM.
Person 1: Omfg, you know I had to do that last year?! I had to tell this girl who had been engaged with this guy for about seven years that her fiance tried to slide into my DMs!
Person 2: Bro, what?! I could never, dude.
Person 2: Right? It's almost too good to be true. I keep worrying I'll open insta one day to a "Hey girl..." DM.
Person 1: Omfg, you know I had to do that last year?! I had to tell this girl who had been engaged with this guy for about seven years that her fiance tried to slide into my DMs!
Person 2: Bro, what?! I could never, dude.
by NeverBackDownLila April 28, 2024

by bobbabear October 11, 2021

On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future
Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van
by Altruis November 10, 2020

Could only ever be the lamest handle in all of urban dictionary land. This self given title is obviously a joking play on words because anyone that could call themselves this name and then give a definition that’s so low and cruel must be because they are they’re one and only fan. This “person” is obviously the furthest thing from being cute inside or out. IRL they are ugly af and end up fat and friendless because of just how mean they truly are.
Guy; Man did you see the definition that the cutest girl ever wrote in the urban dictionary dang that’s one mean fuckin ugly bitch!
Other Guy; ya she’s obviously her one and only fan of herself! Ratchet ass bitch fakin everyone out! She’s obviously top ten of the worlds ugliest females! Farthest thing from cutest girl could ever be!
Other Guy; ya she’s obviously her one and only fan of herself! Ratchet ass bitch fakin everyone out! She’s obviously top ten of the worlds ugliest females! Farthest thing from cutest girl could ever be!
by CrazyBrains420 July 25, 2024
