Shit Just Got Real

An expression commonly used in mathematics when a complex or imaginary number is changed into a real number.

Teacher: Now we are going to multiply the given root of the polynomial by its complex conjugate.

Student: Damn, shit just got real!

by ttango December 5, 2011

hot girl shit

a “groupchat” but it’s actually a cult by twitter user @glossyshan!

omg did you saw shan made us fuck eachother?! yes hot girl shit

by cult cunts October 14, 2019

holy shit balls batman

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"

holy shit balls batman is that your new car

by zack milf December 14, 2011

Does the Pope shit in the woods.

A sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious yes. Referenced in The Big Lebowski. The reversal of the two words makes the phrase hilarious.

Oh, and I'm not Catholic... but I'm high.

"Does the Pope shit in the woods." or "Does a bear wear a funny hat?" are both examples of phrases to use to be like the dude.

by i3ff November 6, 2008

get off my shit

A response to someone who is constantly criticizing or trying to tell you that you are doing something wrong, saying it wrong, or just finding fault in a condescending way. This person is usually a douche bag who talks shit, starts shit, can't finish their own shit, and yet wants to get all in your shit.

Synonyms: get off my jock, hop off my sattle, get off my bumper, get off my grill

Me: I really like that new song. I think I am going to download it on my ipod.

DB: That band is so passe, you are wasting your time listening to that crap. You would be better off throwing money in the street than downloading it. But you do what you want. That song will go with all the other ratty music you have on that ipod. You should just put your music on your smart phone anyway.

Me: Dude, get off my shit!

by raven2006 October 11, 2010

shit glitter

A dirty shit on penis that is wiped all over ones face.

I visited memphis and brian was wearing a lot of shit glitter.

Mr moore thinks its cool to wear shit glitter on a night out on the town.

by robby dunn March 23, 2008

shit banger

the sexyest bitched alive...every guy wants them....they usually stay single... they have lots of friends and every one want to be them

"damn...i wish is was a shit banger.... they are so pretty." Abby and Robyn said.

by dsb #1 March 11, 2009